Saturday

this scene is kind of a metaphor for my blog



INTERIOR — MAGAZINE SHOP

WOODY ALLEN is trying to browse the adult magazines without the other customers noticing.

WOODY 
(to himself)
Get a copy of Time magazine... and I think I'll take Commentary... and the Saturday Review.
(glances around cautiously)
And, uh... let's see, Newsweek.
(nonchalantly)
I'll just... grab one of these. 

WOODY brings his magazines to the counter and hands them to the CASHIER.

WOODY
(trying to act casual)
I'll take 'em all.

CASHIER
Fifty, a dollar, dollar and a quarter... 
(shouting across store to fellow clerk
Hey, Ralph, how much is a copy of Orgasm?

WOODY
Just put 'em in a bag, will you?

OTHER CLERK
(across store to CASHIER)
What?

CASHIER
(even louder
Orgasm! This man wants to buy a copy. How much is it?

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