Bob & Ray’s Overstocked Surplus Warehouse Brings You a Very Special Holiday Offer

RAY: Ah, there’s good news today, friends.

BOB: Good news for you, folks, bad news for us.

RAY: We’ve done it again, and our loss is your gain.

BOB: You see, in anticipation of the Easter season, we laid in a large supply of chocolate rabbits.

RAY: These were the best chocolate rabbits money could buy. Each one was genuine chocolate, all chocolate.

BOB: Each one had a purple ribbon tied around his or her neck.

RAY: Each one was edible, real edible.

BOB: But, through the carelessness of one of our alert uniformed attendants, these chocolate rabbits were stored next to the steampipes in our overstocked surplus warehouse.

RAY: So, we are now able to offer, at a ridiculously low price, exactly twenty gross of genuine, laughably edible, all-chocolate wobblies.

Bob & Ray

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