Monday

Jewish humor


Freud could not order blintzes. He was ashamed to say the word. He’d go into an appetizer store and say, “Let me have some of those crepes with cheese in the middle.” And the grocer would say, “Do you mean blintzes, Herr Professor?” And Freud would turn all red and run out through the streets of Vienna, his cape flying. Furious, he founded psychoanalysis and made sure it wouldn’t work.

Woody Allen

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