It’s 2011!

Yimmy's Yayo

I don’t know what you’re keeping in that icebox, but it makes everything taste funny.

putting the “x” back in xmas

accidental mysteries

You’re so getting raped.

putting the “x” back in xmas

creepy old pictures

I’ve always felt they should do Christmas every four years, like the Olympics.

“It’s toasted”

What’s your favorite lunchmeat?

[mask] doll [puppet]

Hans Bellmer

I just recently was involved in random gang violence and lost my job in modeling.

[mask] doll [puppet]

Man Ray

J’ai tendu des cordes de clocher à clocher; des guirlandes de fenêtre à fenêtre; des chaînes d’or d’étoile à étoile, et je danse.

[mask] doll [puppet]

Sexually attractive dolls, puppets, mannequins, etc

I knew a guy who was dyslexic, but he was also cross-eyed, so everything came out right.

[mask] doll [puppet]

Cindy Sherman

i’m really very easy but no one ever tries and that’s my problem

[mask] doll [puppet]

Jamie Salmon

DEATH TO THE FASCIST INSECT THAT PREYS UPON THE LIFE OF THE PEOPLE

[mask] doll [puppet]

Santo

when i ‘die’ irl what will happen to my web presence

[mask] doll [puppet]

Balok

I’ve been alive forever, and I wrote the very first song.

[mask] doll [puppet]

Daniel Masclet

“Excuse me, could we have met in Malta in 1999?” “Yes indeed, I was in La Valetta, but in 2000.”

[mask] doll [puppet]

MANCY